/*
* Plugin Name: APCu Object Cache
* Description: APCu backend for the WP Object Cache.
* Based on Plugin named APCu Object Cache Backend
* Plugin URI: https://wordpress.org/plugins/apcu/
* Author: Pierre Schmitz
* Author URI: https://pierre-schmitz.com/
* Plugin URI: https://wordpress.org/plugins/apcu/
*
*
* @Authors James Dugger, Jonathan Bardo
* @copyright 2017 GoDaddy Inc. 14455 N. Hayden Road Scottsdale, Arizona
*/
$oc_logged_in = false;
foreach ( $_COOKIE as $k => $v ) {
if ( preg_match( '/^comment_author|wordpress_logged_in_[a-f0-9]+|woocommerce_items_in_cart|PHPSESSID_|edd_wp_session|edd_items_in_cartcc_cart_key|ccm_token/', $k ) ) {
$oc_logged_in = true;
break;
}
}
$oc_blocked_page = ( defined( 'WP_ADMIN' ) || defined( 'DOING_AJAX' ) || defined( 'XMLRPC_REQUEST' ) || 'wp-login.php' === basename( $_SERVER['SCRIPT_FILENAME'] ) );
function wpaas_is_using_apcu() {
return version_compare( PHP_VERSION, '5.6.0', '>=' ) && function_exists( 'apcu_fetch' );
}
if ( 'cli' !== php_sapi_name() && ! $oc_logged_in && ! $oc_blocked_page && wpaas_is_using_apcu() ) :
/**
* Save the transients to the DB. The explanation is a bit too long
* for code. The tl;dr of it is that we don't have a single 'fast cache'
* source yet (like memcached) and so some long lived items like transients
* are still best cached in the db and then brought back into APC
*
* @param string $transient
* @param mixed $value
* @param int $expire
* @param boolean $site = false
*
* @return bool
*/
function wpaas_save_transient( $transient, $value, $expire, $site = false ) {
global $wp_object_cache, $wpdb;
// The 'special' transient option names
$transient_timeout = ( $site ? '_site' : '' ) . '_transient_timeout_' . $transient;
$transient = ( $site ? '_site' : '' ) . '_transient_' . $transient;
// Cap expiration at 24 hours to avoid littering the DB
if ( $expire == 0 ) {
$expire = 24 * 60 * 60;
}
// Save to object cache
$wp_object_cache->set( $transient, $value, 'options', $expire );
$wp_object_cache->set( $transient_timeout, time() + $expire, 'options', $expire );
// Update alloptions
$alloptions = $wp_object_cache->get( 'alloptions', 'options' );
$alloptions[ $transient ] = $value;
$alloptions[ $transient_timeout ] = time() + $expire;
$wp_object_cache->set( 'alloptions', $alloptions, 'options' );
// Use the normal update option logic
if ( ! empty( $wpdb ) && $wpdb instanceof wpdb ) {
$flag = $wpdb->suppress_errors;
$wpdb->suppress_errors( true );
if ( $site && is_multisite() ) {
$wpdb->query(
$wpdb->prepare(
"INSERT INTO `{$wpdb->sitemeta}` ( `option_name`, `option_value`, `autoload` ) VALUES ( %s, UNIX_TIMESTAMP( NOW() ) + %d, 'yes' ) ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE `option_name` = VALUES ( `option_name` ), `option_value` = VALUES ( `option_value` ), `autoload` = VALUES ( `autoload` );",
$transient_timeout,
$expire
)
);
$wpdb->query(
$wpdb->prepare(
"INSERT INTO `{$wpdb->sitemeta}` ( `option_name`, `option_value`, `autoload` ) VALUES ( %s, %s, 'no' ) ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE `option_name` = VALUES ( `option_name` ), `option_value` = VALUES ( `option_value` ), `autoload` = VALUES ( `autoload` );",
$transient,
maybe_serialize( $value )
)
);
} else {
$wpdb->query(
$wpdb->prepare(
"INSERT INTO `{$wpdb->options}` (`option_name`, `option_value`, `autoload`) VALUES ( %s, UNIX_TIMESTAMP( NOW() ) + %d, 'yes' ) ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE `option_name` = VALUES ( `option_name` ), `option_value` = VALUES ( `option_value` ), `autoload` = VALUES ( `autoload` );",
$transient_timeout,
$expire
)
);
$wpdb->query(
$wpdb->prepare(
"INSERT INTO `{$wpdb->options}` (`option_name`, `option_value`, `autoload`) VALUES ( %s, %s, 'no' ) ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE `option_name` = VALUES ( `option_name` ), `option_value` = VALUES ( `option_value` ), `autoload` = VALUES ( `autoload` );",
$transient,
maybe_serialize( $value )
)
);
}
$wpdb->suppress_errors( $flag );
}
return true;
}
function wpaas_prune_transients() {
global $wpdb;
if ( ! empty( $wpdb ) && $wpdb instanceof wpdb && function_exists( 'is_main_site' ) && function_exists( 'is_main_network' ) ) {
$flag = $wpdb->suppress_errors;
$wpdb->suppress_errors( true );
// Lifted straight from schema.php
// Deletes all expired transients.
// The multi-table delete syntax is used to delete the transient record from table a,
// and the corresponding transient_timeout record from table b.
$time = time();
$wpdb->query( "DELETE a, b FROM $wpdb->options a, $wpdb->options b WHERE
a.option_name LIKE '\_transient\_%' AND
a.option_name NOT LIKE '\_transient\_timeout\_%' AND
b.option_name = CONCAT( '_transient_timeout_', SUBSTRING( a.option_name, 12 ) )
AND b.option_value < $time" );
if ( is_main_site() && is_main_network() ) {
$wpdb->query( "DELETE a, b FROM $wpdb->options a, $wpdb->options b WHERE
a.option_name LIKE '\_site\_transient\_%' AND
a.option_name NOT LIKE '\_site\_transient\_timeout\_%' AND
b.option_name = CONCAT( '_site_transient_timeout_', SUBSTRING( a.option_name, 17 ) )
AND b.option_value < $time" );
}
$wpdb->suppress_errors( $flag );
}
}
/**
* If another cache was flushed or updated, sync across all servers / processes using
* the database as the authority. This uses the database as the authority for timestamps
* as well to avoid drift between servers.
* @return void
*/
function wpaas_init_sync_cache() {
global $wpdb;
if ( empty( $wpdb ) || ! ( $wpdb instanceof wpdb ) ) {
return;
}
$flag = $wpdb->suppress_errors;
$wpdb->suppress_errors( true );
$result = $wpdb->get_results(
"SELECT option_name, option_value FROM `{$wpdb->options}` WHERE option_name = 'gd_system_last_cache_flush' UNION SELECT 'current_time', UNIX_TIMESTAMP( NOW() ) AS option_value;",
ARRAY_A
);
$wpdb->suppress_errors( $flag );
if ( empty( $result ) ) {
return;
}
$master_flush = false;
foreach ( $result as $row ) {
switch ( $row['option_name'] ) {
case 'current_time' :
$current_time = $row['option_value'];
break;
case 'gd_system_last_cache_flush' :
$master_flush = $row['option_value'];
break;
}
}
$local_flush = wp_cache_get( 'gd_system_last_cache_flush' );
if ( false === $local_flush || $local_flush < $master_flush ) {
wp_cache_flush( true );
wp_cache_set( 'gd_system_last_cache_flush', $current_time );
}
}
/**
* Start default implementation of object cache
*/
if ( ! defined( 'WP_APC_KEY_SALT' ) ) {
define( 'WP_APC_KEY_SALT', '' );
}
function wp_cache_add( $key, $data, $group = '', $expire = 0 ) {
global $wp_object_cache;
if ( 'transient' == $group ) {
wpaas_save_transient( $key, $data, $expire );
return $wp_object_cache->add( "_transient_$key", $data, 'options', $expire );
} elseif ( 'site-transient' == $group ) {
wpaas_save_transient( $key, $data, $expire, true );
return $wp_object_cache->add( "_site_transient_$key", $data, 'site-options', $expire );
} else {
return $wp_object_cache->add( $key, $data, $group, $expire );
}
}
function wp_cache_incr( $key, $n = 1, $group = '' ) {
global $wp_object_cache;
return $wp_object_cache->incr2( $key, $n, $group );
}
function wp_cache_decr( $key, $n = 1, $group = '' ) {
global $wp_object_cache;
return $wp_object_cache->decr( $key, $n, $group );
}
function wp_cache_close() {
return true;
}
function wp_cache_delete( $key, $group = '' ) {
global $wp_object_cache, $wpdb;
if ( 'transient' == $group ) {
if ( ! empty( $wpdb ) && $wpdb instanceof wpdb ) {
$flag = $wpdb->suppress_errors;
$wpdb->suppress_errors( true );
$wpdb->query(
$wpdb->prepare(
"DELETE FROM `{$wpdb->prefix}options` WHERE option_name IN ( %s, %s );",
"_transient_{$key}",
"_transient_timeout_{$key}"
)
);
$wpdb->suppress_errors( $flag );
}
$wp_object_cache->delete( "_transient_timeout_$key", 'options' );
// Update alloptions
$alloptions = $wp_object_cache->get( 'alloptions', 'options' );
unset( $alloptions["_transient_$key"] );
unset( $alloptions["_transient_timeout_$key"] );
$wp_object_cache->set( 'alloptions', $alloptions, 'options' );
return $wp_object_cache->delete( "_transient_$key", 'options' );
} elseif ( 'site-transient' == $group ) {
if ( ! empty( $wpdb ) && $wpdb instanceof wpdb ) {
$table = $wpdb->options;
if ( is_multisite() ) {
$table = $wpdb->sitemeta;
}
$flag = $wpdb->suppress_errors;
$wpdb->suppress_errors( true );
$wpdb->query(
$wpdb->prepare(
"DELETE FROM `{$table}` WHERE option_name IN ( %s, %s );",
"_transient_{$key}",
"_transient_timeout_{$key}"
)
);
$wpdb->suppress_errors( $flag );
}
$wp_object_cache->delete( "_transient_timeout_$key", 'site-options' );
// Update alloptions
$alloptions = $wp_object_cache->get( 'alloptions', 'options' );
unset( $alloptions["_site_transient_$key"] );
unset( $alloptions["_site_transient_timeout_$key"] );
$wp_object_cache->set( 'alloptions', $alloptions, 'options' );
return $wp_object_cache->delete( "_site_transient_$key", 'site-options' );
}
return $wp_object_cache->delete( $key, $group );
}
function wp_cache_flush( $local_flush = false ) {
global $wp_object_cache, $wpdb;
if ( ! $local_flush ) {
if ( ! empty( $wpdb ) && $wpdb instanceof wpdb ) {
$flag = $wpdb->suppress_errors;
$wpdb->suppress_errors( true );
$wpdb->query( "INSERT INTO `{$wpdb->options}` (`option_name`, `option_value`, `autoload`) VALUES ( 'gd_system_last_cache_flush', UNIX_TIMESTAMP( NOW() ), 'no' ) ON DUPLICATE KEY UPDATE `option_name` = VALUES ( `option_name` ), `option_value` = VALUES ( `option_value` ), `autoload` = VALUES ( `autoload` );" );
$wpdb->suppress_errors( $flag );
}
}
return $wp_object_cache->flush();
}
function wp_cache_get( $key, $group = '', $force = false ) {
global $wp_object_cache, $wpdb;
if ( 'transient' == $group ) {
$alloptions = $wp_object_cache->get( 'alloptions', 'options' );
if ( isset( $alloptions["_transient_$key"] ) && isset( $alloptions["_transient_timeout_$key"] ) && $alloptions["_transient_timeout_$key"] > time() ) {
return maybe_unserialize( $alloptions["_transient_$key"] );
}
$transient = $wp_object_cache->get( "_transient_$key", 'options', $force );
$timeout = $wp_object_cache->get( "_transient_timeout_$key", 'options', $force );
if ( false !== $transient && ! empty( $timeout ) && $timeout > time() ) {
return maybe_unserialize( $transient );
}
if ( ! empty( $wpdb ) && $wpdb instanceof wpdb ) {
$flag = $wpdb->suppress_errors;
$wpdb->suppress_errors( true );
$result = $wpdb->get_results(
$wpdb->prepare(
"SELECT option_name, option_value FROM `{$wpdb->options}` WHERE option_name IN ( %s, %s ) UNION SELECT 'current_time', UNIX_TIMESTAMP( NOW() ) AS option_value;",
"_transient_{$key}",
"_transient_timeout_{$key}"
),
ARRAY_A
);
$wpdb->suppress_errors( $flag );
if ( ! empty( $result ) ) {
$transient = false;
$timeout = false;
$current_time = time();
foreach ( $result as $row ) {
switch ( $row['option_name'] ) {
case "_transient_$key" :
$transient = $row['option_value'];
break;
case "_transient_timeout_$key" :
$timeout = $row['option_value'];
break;
case 'current_time' :
$current_time = $row['option_value'];
break;
}
}
if ( false !== $transient && ! empty( $timeout ) && $timeout > $current_time ) {
return maybe_unserialize( $transient );
}
}
}
return false;
} elseif ( 'site-transient' == $group ) {
$transient = $wp_object_cache->get( "_site_transient_$key", 'options', $force );
$timeout = $wp_object_cache->get( "_site_transient_timeout_$key", 'options', $force );
if ( false !== $transient && ! empty( $timeout ) && $timeout > time() ) {
return maybe_unserialize( $transient );
}
if ( ! empty( $wpdb ) && $wpdb instanceof wpdb ) {
$table = $wpdb->options;
if ( is_multisite() ) {
$table = $wpdb->sitemeta;
}
$flag = $wpdb->suppress_errors;
$wpdb->suppress_errors( true );
$result = $wpdb->get_results(
$wpdb->prepare(
"SELECT option_name, option_value FROM `{$table}` WHERE option_name IN ( %s, %s ) UNION SELECT 'current_time', UNIX_TIMESTAMP( NOW() ) AS option_value;",
"_site_transient_{$key}",
"_site_transient_timeout_{$key}"
),
ARRAY_A
);
$wpdb->suppress_errors( $flag );
if ( ! empty( $result ) ) {
$transient = false;
$timeout = false;
$current_time = time();
foreach ( $result as $row ) {
switch ( $row['option_name'] ) {
case "_site_transient_$key" :
$transient = $row['option_value'];
break;
case "_site_transient_timeout_$key" :
$timeout = $row['option_value'];
break;
case 'current_time' :
$current_time = $row['option_value'];
break;
}
}
if ( false !== $transient && ! empty( $timeout ) && $timeout > $current_time ) {
return maybe_unserialize( $transient );
}
}
}
return false;
} else {
return $wp_object_cache->get( $key, $group, $force );
}
}
function wp_cache_init() {
global $wp_object_cache;
if ( mt_rand( 1, 100 ) == 42 ) {
wpaas_prune_transients();
}
add_action( 'muplugins_loaded', 'wpaas_init_sync_cache' );
$wp_object_cache = new APCu_Object_Cache();
}
function wp_cache_replace( $key, $data, $group = '', $expire = 0 ) {
global $wp_object_cache;
return $wp_object_cache->replace( $key, $data, $group, $expire );
}
function wp_cache_set( $key, $data, $group = '', $expire = 0 ) {
global $wp_object_cache;
if ( defined( 'WP_INSTALLING' ) == false ) {
if ( 'transient' == $group ) {
return wpaas_save_transient( $key, $data, $expire );
} elseif ( 'site-transient' == $group ) {
return wpaas_save_transient( $key, $data, $expire, true );
} else {
return $wp_object_cache->set( $key, $data, $group, $expire );
}
} else {
return $wp_object_cache->delete( $key, $group );
}
}
function wp_cache_switch_to_blog( $blog_id ) {
global $wp_object_cache;
return $wp_object_cache->switch_to_blog( $blog_id );
}
function wp_cache_add_global_groups( $groups ) {
global $wp_object_cache;
$wp_object_cache->add_global_groups( $groups );
}
function wp_cache_add_non_persistent_groups( $groups ) {
global $wp_object_cache;
$wp_object_cache->add_non_persistent_groups( $groups );
}
class GD_APCu_Object_Cache {
private $prefix = '';
private $local_cache = array();
private $global_groups = array();
private $non_persistent_groups = array();
private $multisite = false;
private $blog_prefix = '';
public function __construct() {
global $table_prefix;
$this->multisite = is_multisite();
$this->blog_prefix = $this->multisite ? get_current_blog_id() . ':' : '';
$this->prefix = DB_HOST . '.' . DB_NAME . '.' . $table_prefix;
}
private function get_group( $group ) {
return empty( $group ) ? 'default' : $group;
}
private function get_key( $group, $key ) {
if ( $this->multisite && ! isset( $this->global_groups[ $group ] ) ) {
return $this->prefix . '.' . $group . '.' . $this->blog_prefix . ':' . $key;
} else {
return $this->prefix . '.' . $group . '.' . $key;
}
}
public function add( $key, $data, $group = 'default', $expire = 0 ) {
$group = $this->get_group( $group );
$key = $this->get_key( $group, $key );
if ( function_exists( 'wp_suspend_cache_addition' ) && wp_suspend_cache_addition() ) {
return false;
}
if ( isset( $this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] ) ) {
return false;
}
// FIXME: Somehow apcu_add does not return false if key already exists
if ( ! isset( $this->non_persistent_groups[ $group ] ) && apcu_exists( $key ) ) {
return false;
}
if ( is_object( $data ) ) {
$this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] = clone $data;
} else {
$this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] = $data;
}
if ( ! isset( $this->non_persistent_groups[ $group ] ) ) {
return apcu_add( $key, $data, (int) $expire );
}
return true;
}
public function add_global_groups( $groups ) {
if ( is_array( $groups ) ) {
foreach ( $groups as $group ) {
$this->global_groups[ $group ] = true;
}
} else {
$this->global_groups[ $groups ] = true;
}
}
public function add_non_persistent_groups( $groups ) {
if ( is_array( $groups ) ) {
foreach ( $groups as $group ) {
$this->non_persistent_groups[ $group ] = true;
}
} else {
$this->non_persistent_groups[ $groups ] = true;
}
}
public function decr( $key, $offset = 1, $group = 'default' ) {
if ( $offset < 0 ) {
return $this->incr( $key, abs( $offset ), $group );
}
$group = $this->get_group( $group );
$key = $this->get_key( $group, $key );
if ( isset( $this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] ) && $this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] - $offset >= 0 ) {
$this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] -= $offset;
} else {
$this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] = 0;
}
if ( isset( $this->non_persistent_groups[ $group ] ) ) {
return $this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ];
} else {
$value = apcu_dec( $key, $offset );
if ( $value < 0 ) {
apcu_store( $key, 0 );
return 0;
}
return $value;
}
}
public function delete( $key, $group = 'default', $force = false ) {
$group = $this->get_group( $group );
$key = $this->get_key( $group, $key );
unset( $this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] );
if ( ! isset( $this->non_persistent_groups[ $group ] ) ) {
return apcu_delete( $key );
}
return true;
}
public function flush() {
$this->local_cache = array();
// TODO: only clear our own entries
apcu_clear_cache();
return true;
}
public function get( $key, $group = 'default', $force = false, &$found = null ) {
$group = $this->get_group( $group );
$key = $this->get_key( $group, $key );
if ( ! $force && isset( $this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] ) ) {
$found = true;
if ( is_object( $this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] ) ) {
return clone $this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ];
} else {
return $this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ];
}
} elseif ( isset( $this->non_persistent_groups[ $group ] ) ) {
$found = false;
return false;
} else {
$value = @apcu_fetch( $key, $found );
if ( $found ) {
if ( $force ) {
$this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] = $value;
}
return $value;
} else {
return false;
}
}
}
public function incr2( $key, $offset = 1, $group = 'default' ) {
if ( $offset < 0 ) {
return $this->decr( $key, abs( $offset ), $group );
}
$group = $this->get_group( $group );
$key = $this->get_key( $group, $key );
if ( isset( $this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] ) && $this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] + $offset >= 0 ) {
$this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] += $offset;
} else {
$this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] = 0;
}
if ( isset( $this->non_persistent_groups[ $group ] ) ) {
return $this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ];
} else if ( function_exists( 'apcu_inc' ) ) {
$value = apcu_inc( $key, $offset );
if ( $value < 0 ) {
apcu_store( $key, 0 );
return 0;
}
return $value;
}
return false;
}
public function replace( $key, $data, $group = 'default', $expire = 0 ) {
$group = $this->get_group( $group );
$key = $this->get_key( $group, $key );
if ( isset( $this->non_persistent_groups[ $group ] ) ) {
if ( ! isset( $this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] ) ) {
return false;
}
} else {
if ( ! isset( $this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] ) && ! apcu_exists( $key ) ) {
return false;
}
apcu_store( $key, $data, (int) $expire );
}
if ( is_object( $data ) ) {
$this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] = clone $data;
} else {
$this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] = $data;
}
return true;
}
public function reset() {
// This function is deprecated as of WordPress 3.5
// Be safe and flush the cache if this function is still used
$this->flush();
}
public function set( $key, $data, $group = 'default', $expire = 0 ) {
$group = $this->get_group( $group );
$key = $this->get_key( $group, $key );
if ( is_object( $data ) ) {
$this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] = clone $data;
} else {
$this->local_cache[ $group ][ $key ] = $data;
}
if ( ! isset( $this->non_persistent_groups[ $group ] ) ) {
return apcu_store( $key, $data, (int) $expire );
}
return true;
}
public function stats() {
// Only implemented because the default cache class provides this.
// This method is never called.
echo '';
}
public function switch_to_blog( $blog_id ) {
$this->blog_prefix = $this->multisite ? $blog_id . ':' : '';
}
}
if ( function_exists( 'apcu_inc' ) ) {
class APCu_Object_Cache extends GD_APCu_Object_Cache {
function incr( $key, $offset = 1, $group = 'default' ) {
return parent::incr2( $key, $offset, $group );
}
}
} else {
class APCu_Object_Cache extends GD_APCu_Object_Cache {
// Blank
}
}
endif;
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Miss Bobbed Hair 1925<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
In \u201cRoaring Twenties\u201d women all over the United States cut their tresses for bobbed cuts and discarded corsets and conservative clothing for loose, boxy dresses with dropped waistlines. On February 27, 1925, Coral Gables in Florida decided even to hold a beauty contest \u201cMiss Bobbed-Hair\u201d. The main factor women were judged on was their haircuts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miss Lovely Eyes<\/strong>, circa 1930s <\/h4>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
This 1930s pageant asked that contestants mask their entire faces in order that the one woman with the most seductive eyes might be selected. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
Food industries have been holding beauty pageants for decades, and the winner\u2019s photos are hilarious.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miss Diaper Queen, 1947 <\/h4>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
Such a strange contest was held at a Convention for the Diaper Service Institute of America in Chicago<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miss Frankfurter Queen, 1952 <\/h4>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
Miss Sausage Queen, 1955<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
This beauty queen is in a Zion sausage crown because the competition was sponsored by the Zion Meat Company during National Hot Dog Week in 1955.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miss Correct Posture, 1956<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
In 1950s and 1960, chiropractors around the United States held a series of rather unusual beauty pageants where contestants were judged and winners picked not only by their apparent beauty, but also their standing posture backed with X-rays of their spines. \u201cMiss Correct Posture\u201d was one of the few titles used in these chiropractic pageants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
International Posture Queen, 1957 <\/h4>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
Miss National Catfish Queen, 1953 <\/h4>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
Pickwick Dam is located in Hardin County which is nationally known as the \u201cCatfish Capital of the World.\u201d They host the National Catfish Derby each summer. The Catfish Queen contest took place during that Derby and 18 yars old girl – Gail Hooper won it. Here she was photographed holding a 56-pound catfish at the Hotel New Yorker.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miss Magic Marker, 1954 <\/h4>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
Miss Donut Week Queen, 1950s<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
Donat beauty pageants were very popular in 1940s and 1950s and were held regulary in different states.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Miss Queen of Cuisine, 1964 <\/h4>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
Miss Indoor Health Queen, 1967<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
Miss Nebraska Stock Grower, 1968<\/h4>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n
Miss Florida Seafood 1970 <\/h4>\n\n\n\n<\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Miss Bobbed Hair 1925 In \u201cRoaring Twenties\u201d women all over the United States cut their tresses for bobbed cuts and discarded corsets…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":1816,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"yoast_head":"\n
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